406 Worx Store – Tongue Fu Master Funny Office T-Shirt
$17.10 – $22.05Price range: $17.10 through $22.05
- Size GuideSize Chart
Since the size is manually measured, please allow a 1 inch dimensional difference.
Size Imperial (in) Metric (cm) Chest Width Shirt Length Chest Width Shirt Length S 18in 28in 46cm 71cm M 20in 29in 51cm 74cm L 22in 30in 56cm 76cm XL 24in 31in 61cm 79cm 2XL 26in 32in 66cm 81cm 3XL 28in 33in 71cm 84cm 4XL 30in 34in 76cm 86cm 5XL 32in 35in 81cm 89cm - Delivery & Return
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
- Production: 1–3 business days.
- USA Shipping: 5–10 business days.
- Worldwide: 10–15 business days.
- Total Delivery: Production Time + Shipping Time.
- Tracking: Track Your Order Here
CANCELLATIONS
Orders can only be cancelled within 24 hours of placement. After this window, the item enters production and cannot be modified or cancelled.
RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS
We offer Free Replacements or refunds only for our errors:
- ❌Wrong Size: Received a different size than what was ordered.
- ❌ Design Error: The print or design differs significantly from your approved order.
- ❌ Damaged Goods: Items arrive torn, peeling, or otherwise defective.
- ❌ Incorrect Style: Received the wrong garment type (e.g., long sleeve instead of short sleeve).
*Note: As items are custom-made, we cannot accept returns for change of mind or customer-selected sizing errors.
Need help? 📧 support@406worx.com
Description
🥋 The Art of Fighting Without Fighting (Your Coworkers). Are you a black belt in verbal gymnastics? Do you win every passive-aggressive email thread? The “Tongue Fu Master” T-Shirt is the official uniform for the office warrior who uses wit, sarcasm, and lightning-fast comebacks as their primary weapons. This hilarious martial arts parody design celebrates the true masters of workplace diplomacy—those who can deliver a “mic drop” moment while staying perfectly professional.
Crafted from premium heavyweight 100% cotton, this tee is built to withstand the rigors of the boardroom and the breakroom alike. It features a structured, high-end drape and a soft, “lived-in” feel that keeps you comfortable even when the meetings are running overtime.
Note on Authenticity: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. It is a satirical parody design and is not affiliated with any specific martial arts organization. All products feature high-quality custom graphics printed exclusively based on the customer’s selection of size and color at the time of order.
🧵 Key Features:
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Witty Martial Arts Parody Graphic High-definition “Tongue Fu Master” typography with a retro Dojo-style aesthetic. The print is designed to stay vibrant and crack-resistant wash after wash.
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Premium Heavyweight 100% Cotton A thick, high-density fabric that provides a superior drape and long-term durability for daily office wear.
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Sarcastic Workplace Humor The perfect conversation starter (or ender) for office parties, remote Zoom calls, or casual Fridays.
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Modern Unisex Fit A versatile, relaxed silhouette that fits all body types. Size up for a trendy, boxy streetwear look.
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The Perfect Coworker Gift An ideal choice for Secret Santa, promotions, or a “just because” gift for the person who always has the perfect comeback.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because sometimes the tongue is mightier than the sword—especially in a “per my last email” world.
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Ready to claim your black belt in wit? Pick your favorite color, select your size, and add the Tongue Fu Master Sarcastic Tee to your rotation today!
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