406 Worx Store – Serious Goose Graphic T-Shirt – Quirky Animal Art & Funny Slogan Tee, Premium Washed Cotton Standout Casual Wear for Men & Women
$36.00 – $41.85Price range: $36.00 through $41.85
- Size GuideSize Chart
Since the size is manually measured, please allow a 1 inch dimensional difference.
Size Imperial (in) Metric (cm) Chest Width Shirt Length Chest Width Shirt Length S 18in 28in 46cm 71cm M 20in 29in 51cm 74cm L 22in 30in 56cm 76cm XL 24in 31in 61cm 79cm 2XL 26in 32in 66cm 81cm 3XL 28in 33in 71cm 84cm 4XL 30in 34in 76cm 86cm 5XL 32in 35in 81cm 89cm - Delivery & Return
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
- Production: 1–3 business days.
- USA Shipping: 5–10 business days.
- Worldwide: 10–15 business days.
- Total Delivery: Production Time + Shipping Time.
- Tracking: Track Your Order Here
CANCELLATIONS
Orders can only be cancelled within 24 hours of placement. After this window, the item enters production and cannot be modified or cancelled.
RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS
We offer Free Replacements or refunds only for our errors:
- ❌Wrong Size: Received a different size than what was ordered.
- ❌ Design Error: The print or design differs significantly from your approved order.
- ❌ Damaged Goods: Items arrive torn, peeling, or otherwise defective.
- ❌ Incorrect Style: Received the wrong garment type (e.g., long sleeve instead of short sleeve).
*Note: As items are custom-made, we cannot accept returns for change of mind or customer-selected sizing errors.
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Description
Mess with the Honk, You Get the Bonk. Make a bold, absurdist statement with our “Serious Goose” Graphic T-Shirt. This isn’t just another animal tee; it’s a high-impact blend of quirky fine art and dry humor. Featuring a hyper-detailed, “serious” goose portrait paired with a witty slogan, this shirt captures that specific internet-culture energy where cuteness meets chaos.
Crafted with a specialized Washed Cotton finish, this tee offers a faded, vintage charcoal aesthetic that feels like a prized thrift-store find from day one. It’s the ultimate “standout” piece for those who take their style seriously, but their life with a grain of salt.
🧵 Key Features:
🎨 Quirky “Serious Goose” Art A professionally rendered, high-contrast graphic of a stoic goose, designed to bridge the gap between street art and viral meme culture.
👕 Premium Washed Heavyweight Cotton Made from 100% high-grade cotton with a garment-wash treatment. This process creates a buttery-soft texture and a unique, lived-in look that won’t shrink or lose its shape.
🧍♂️ Unisex Oversized Aesthetic – Sizes S to 3XL A versatile, relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for that modern, streetwear silhouette. Pairs perfectly with distressed denim, cargo pants, or layered under an unbuttoned flannel.
🧶 Durable Soft-Touch Print The graphic is applied using advanced soft-ink technology, ensuring the art remains breathable and vibrant without that “plastic” feel.
🎁 The Perfect Gift for the “Chaos Coordinator” An ideal surprise for bird lovers, meme connoisseurs, or that one friend who always chooses violence (in a funny way).
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It combines the rugged durability of a heavyweight washed tee with a level of irony that’s guaranteed to be a conversation starter at any event.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Don’t let this goose fly away. Add the “Serious Goose” Washed Graphic Tee to your cart and embrace the honk!
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