406 Worx Store – I’m Retired You’re Not t-shirt
$17.10 – $22.05Price range: $17.10 through $22.05
- Size GuideSize Chart
Since the size is manually measured, please allow a 1 inch dimensional difference.
Size Imperial (in) Metric (cm) Chest Width Shirt Length Chest Width Shirt Length S 18in 28in 46cm 71cm M 20in 29in 51cm 74cm L 22in 30in 56cm 76cm XL 24in 31in 61cm 79cm 2XL 26in 32in 66cm 81cm 3XL 28in 33in 71cm 84cm 4XL 30in 34in 76cm 86cm 5XL 32in 35in 81cm 89cm - Delivery & Return
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
- Production: 1–3 business days.
- USA Shipping: 5–10 business days.
- Worldwide: 10–15 business days.
- Total Delivery: Production Time + Shipping Time.
- Tracking: Track Your Order Here
CANCELLATIONS
Orders can only be cancelled within 24 hours of placement. After this window, the item enters production and cannot be modified or cancelled.
RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS
We offer Free Replacements or refunds only for our errors:
- ❌Wrong Size: Received a different size than what was ordered.
- ❌ Design Error: The print or design differs significantly from your approved order.
- ❌ Damaged Goods: Items arrive torn, peeling, or otherwise defective.
- ❌ Incorrect Style: Received the wrong garment type (e.g., long sleeve instead of short sleeve).
*Note: As items are custom-made, we cannot accept returns for change of mind or customer-selected sizing errors.
Need help? 📧 support@406worx.com
Description
🌴 The Ultimate Flex. The Clock-Out That Lasts Forever. Done with the morning meetings? Finished with the “per my last email” grind? The “I’m Retired You’re Not” Graphic Collection is the official uniform for anyone who has successfully escaped the 9-to-5. It’s a cheeky, lighthearted way to remind everyone that while they’re headed to the office, you’re headed to the golf course, the beach, or back to bed.
Available in a premium T-shirt, cozy hoodie, or soft sweatshirt, this design is the perfect conversation starter for parties, cruises, or simply lounging around the house while your former coworkers are on a Zoom call.
Note on Authenticity: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. All items feature high-quality custom graphics printed exclusively based on the customer’s selection of size, color, and garment style (Tee, Hoodie, or Sweatshirt) at the time of order.
🧵 Key Features:
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Witty Sarcastic Typography High-contrast, bold lettering designed to stay vibrant and crack-resistant, ensuring your retirement message is loud and clear.
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Ultra-Soft Premium Fabrics Available in 100% combed cotton for tees or a cozy, heavyweight cotton-poly blend for hoodies and sweatshirts.
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The Perfect Retirement Gift A hilarious and thoughtful gift for a boss, coworker, parent, or friend who is finally hanging up their hat.
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Comfortable All-Day Fit Features a relaxed, unisex silhouette—perfect for a “retired” lifestyle where comfort is the top priority.
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Built to Last Double-needle stitching and high-quality materials ensure this piece stays in your rotation for every day of your permanent weekend.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because you’ve earned the right to be a little bit smug about your schedule.
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Ready to make your exit official? Select your style (Tee, Hoodie, or Sweatshirt), pick your color, and grab the I’m Retired You’re Not collection today!
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